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buzzbrightyear

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Post #76
i may go back now

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Posted 9th Jan 2013 at 23:28
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Post #77
Got a flash on your camera?
Posted 9th Jan 2013 at 23:28
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no got a torch, may look dodgy lol, not sure wether to go now or tmmrw at least its fresh tonight incase i have to manouvour it to read the tag if it had 1, never thought at the time to look, felt really bad, i moved it but got blood all over my hands, it was still like twitching, pulsing when i carried it.
when i first seen a white flash going from the left across the path into the road i thought it was a football, went with a thud, i looked in the mirror and stopped to see a white cat twitching reallyfast and violently flipping about and literally bouncing about in the road, could call it muscle spasms but on a big scale.
was gutted still am i hate to see animals get hurt or suffer, why do rabbits and cats and whatever else twicth about so violently they flip around when there hit, is it because there in severe pain or do they die instantly and its just the electrical nerve pulse message things from our brain that tell our musles and limbs to move going wild been released by the brain rapidly after death, if you get what i mean by that?

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Posted 9th Jan 2013 at 23:44
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No if they die suddenly then they would be still. If they are twitching they would have been in a lot of pain, so the best thing for you to do would have been to stamp on its head. You gotta be cruel to be kind. I would go back there now if I was you because it will be stiff tomorrow and half eaten.
Posted 9th Jan 2013 at 23:46
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Post #80
i know but there was 3 kids, well about 12 years old, 3 girls who was walking down the road presumubly on way home from school who was there and seen it, they would of been scarred for life

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Posted 9th Jan 2013 at 23:48
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Post #81
nah must of died on impact, rabbits do the same, its somthing about the brains electric messages going crazy.
i hope anway, wouldnt like to think i left it behind the grit bin alive to die in pain, the pulses i felt in it wasnt a heart beat it was coming from different places and irregular.

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Posted 9th Jan 2013 at 23:52
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Post #82
Just reminds me of walking to a site of a phone mast and found this in the verge. I Laugh



Pussy got pumped. TBH I think Dangti6 did it as it was close to his house.

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Posted 9th Jan 2013 at 23:58
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Post #83
what a catastrophe!!
Posted 10th Jan 2013 at 00:11
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Post #84
jsoulman wrote:
what a catastrophe!!

Laugh my ass off

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Posted 10th Jan 2013 at 00:56
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Post #85
So what happened, did you go back then? Dunno

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Posted 10th Jan 2013 at 11:17
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Post #86
Would you lion it?

Posted 10th Jan 2013 at 11:48
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I ran a cat over earlie, was f**king fast, between seeing it and going for the brakes I hit it, was on a housing estate, I was only doing 25mph, I felt like crying a bit, I could imagine the children crying when the cat didn't return or worse when they seen it dead and bloodstained outside there house in the road, so I moved it and put it behind the yellow grit bin, got blood all over me, I knocked on a few doors to say ive killed your cat but no answer so now the kids or owner will probably find it in a few weeks hwen it has maggots crawling from it and be even more upset than if id just left it in the road.
I did genuinly feel really bad and wanted to cry, I hope the owners can get over it and get on with there life.


a cat got hit outside my mum and dads house, and i'd just pulled up to see all the commotion at the same time. all i could see was my dad knocking on a few doors and i knew 99% whose cat it was, and as i'm thinking this i see my dad knock on the door opposite and without hesitation just say "hey, your cat, it's dead, been squashed outside". the woman burst into tears and come out in her slippers... as this is happening her *real* cat is walking back up towards her house Laugh my ass off so my dad proceeds to knock on the next potential cat-owners house and said exactly the same thing Laugh my ass off was funny as f**k watching but quite emotional and we were all crying because nobody knew who owned the said dead cat

i once chased a cat off my drive when i was younger and it ran straight into the road and got owned. dead as you like, i went back into the house quite nervous and eventually went back outside and tipped a full bag of dried cat biscuits onto its head completely covering it "to see if it ate them cos then it wasn't dead" (according to my mum). it didn't eat them, and it was infact dead. and we buried it in the garden

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Posted 10th Jan 2013 at 11:59
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^^ I laughed out loud but quietly in my head at those stories. So funny!! LOL

Remember that program 3 minutes? I watched it once where some dude was crying over his dead cat. The camera was focused on the cat alone, but you could hear the man crying and saying how much he loved the cat etc. Then he picked it up and it was rock solid and he cried even more, but I laughed because I found it funny.
Posted 10th Jan 2013 at 12:06
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Post #89
no I'm going To go today, would of looked dodgy hanging around behind . grit bin after.midnight with . torch!

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Posted 10th Jan 2013 at 12:10
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what can you do with a dead cat? get a photo of it, tag it in bright paint with your all purpose vandalism handle "ANDYNKATIE". that will be SICK

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Posted 10th Jan 2013 at 12:20
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Post #91
Post it through someones letter box!!!

Posted 10th Jan 2013 at 12:28
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it would be too big surely? unless you skin it first and it would probably slide through a bit easier Unsure

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Posted 10th Jan 2013 at 12:40
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Im sure you could squeeze the body through and leave it hanging by its head, so is head is on the outside and the body is on the inside. Buzz, if you do not do this then we are no longer friends. Also take a photo of it and post it here, you will be on my list of legends just under the Wests. But to be fair you would have to do crazy s**t to be ahead of those two.
Posted 10th Jan 2013 at 12:43
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Post #94
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/101_Uses_for_a_Dead_Cat


My mum used to let me read this when I was little.

She had a boyfriend over one night and I laughed so hard at it whilst eating dinner that spaghetti and so much snot came out of my nose it pretty much hit my lap in one full stream.

he didnt hang around for long. strange...

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Posted 10th Jan 2013 at 12:56
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Put it in a suit case and leave it outside the owners door with a sorry note?

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Posted 10th Jan 2013 at 13:06
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You appear fairly pleased with yourself considering you've just killed a toddler's prized pet. Could easily have been one those housed with a special needs child to enhance their learning. You know the type, clear tubes full of colourful lit bubbles and a cat used to understand the importance of communicating and caring for others.


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    jsoulman

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    That picture is quite frightening. Imagine that head (just the head) rolling about on the floor chasing you. No matter where you go and how far away you are, it will eventually catch up. Cant let the head touch you cus he bites and will knaw away at your legs. Even putting him in a vice wont work cus he will somehow escape. It all starts if you make eye contact with the picture. He also makes a high pitched 'EEEEEEEEEEEEE' sounds as he is rolling about.
    Posted 10th Jan 2013 at 13:32
    buzzbrightyear

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    Post #98
    Laugh my ass off

    pic of dead cat with ilive4the306 sign coMing...................

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    Posted 10th Jan 2013 at 13:55
    jsoulman

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    should be 'I died by a 306' Yes
    Posted 10th Jan 2013 at 13:58
    buzzbrightyear

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    Post #100
    it wasn't a 306 however the cat should of been focusing while crossing a road

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    Posted 10th Jan 2013 at 14:01

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