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jsoulman

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Post #51
^^ Ha nice work. I would have handled that very differently and been like 'how do you know im not a prospective buyer? Dont judge me cus of what im wearing, I'm Ang Lee, director of the Hulk movie. Dont make me Ang Lee, you wouldnt like me when im Ang Lee'

I think boats are boring though. My Dad has one, its so dull! Pottering along at 4mph on the Thames!! Give me a speed boat yeah, but any other boat is boring and I hate them.

Funnily enough I had a meeting with my boss today and he said that if I won a million on the lottery he knows damn well within a month it would be all gone and I'd have nothing to show for it. So true!

I'd love to buy an antique worth millions, take it on the antiques road show and get it valued and then smash it up with a hammer on TV! Thats rock N Roll!!

My mate said he once say John Lennons bag in Planet Rock Cafe or something for sale for stupid amounts of money and he really wanted it. I told him if I was rich enough I would defo buy it and burn it in front of him. He was like 'thats a really nasty thing to do and I wouldnt speak to you ever again'. I was like 'It would be worth it!' LOL
Posted 2nd Oct 2012 at 18:15
owain

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Post #52
Jim's right, that'd be the best - I'd purposely dress like s**t every time I went to make an expensive purchase just to see their face when my debit card went straight through.

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Posted 2nd Oct 2012 at 18:24
daveyboy

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Post #53
I wouldn't have minded, but I was quite smartly dressed and asked politely to look around, I could've almost understood it if I had facial tattoos and dog s**t on my shoes LOL

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Posted 2nd Oct 2012 at 18:30
jsoulman

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Post #54
I know quite a few millionaires and they all look like s**te to be honest. They do it so they can blend in more. My ex boss won a million and he still wears the same old clothes he always wore. All my Dads friends and my Dad wear s**tty clothes and my Dad has even got a not so nice car for when he meets business partners so he doesnt look like an asshole pulling up in what ever new car he's bought.

Me on the other hand, I would dress as flamboyant as possible. I would like to get noticed in my very expensive and outrageous clothes. But thats cus I am an attention seeker and also I think it would be funny. I like the idea of a onesy made from a whole lion, with my face coming out of its mouth.
Posted 2nd Oct 2012 at 18:31
jsoulman

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Post #55
daveyboy wrote:
I wouldn't have minded, but I was quite smartly dressed and asked politely to look around, I could've almost understood it if I had facial tattoos and dog s**t on my shoes LOL


Who says you wouldnt be a rock star though? They have crazy tats and s**t on their shoes.
Posted 2nd Oct 2012 at 18:32
daveyboy

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Post #56
Maybe that's why I got short shrift, cos I looked like an average Joe with no f**kin dough. Wink

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Engine mount/chassis repair
Solid Beam Mounts BACK IN PRODUCTION
Harness bars
Posted 2nd Oct 2012 at 18:43
jsoulman

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Post #57
It doesnt matter how you look, its confidence and cockyness you need. Trust me dude.
Posted 2nd Oct 2012 at 18:47
rich306

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Post #58
I hate it when people 'assume' that you aren't the type that would pay up.

Imagine if you ripped half the clothes you were wearing, didn't wash after getting dirty and then walked up to a yacht sales place and requested to see, then buy their £3million specialty.

- All after winning the Lottery!!

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Posted 2nd Oct 2012 at 19:58
owain

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Post #59
So did anyone buy this cocking Astra or what?

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Posted 2nd Oct 2012 at 20:00
rallye1999

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Post #60
nope, decided to not give them my money
Posted 2nd Oct 2012 at 20:39
yippeekayay

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Post #61
Feck where am I going to get rid of this 7.5k Astra now.....

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306 less for first time in nearly 7 years. Lets keep it that way... please refuse any offers i make to buy your 306 ( doctors letter supplied by request)

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Posted 2nd Oct 2012 at 20:54
welshpug!

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burn it, bloody Ashtrays.

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Posted 2nd Oct 2012 at 20:57
yippeekayay

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Post #63
Davey...... Sunseekers arent snobs.... I worked for Marcus Dodd a few years ago with his works scooby till he crashed it on a brc event. I believe it was displayed in sunseekers reception destroyed for a few years till Marcus and hia dad sold out.... Very down to earth people with customers who dont blink at 30k to fuel their gin palace.....

Fair play to sticking it out though

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Marmite and cheese sandwiches anyone???

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Posted 2nd Oct 2012 at 21:00
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Post #64
rallye1999 wrote:
nope, decided to not give them my money


3 pages long and he hasn't even bought it! LOL

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Posted 3rd Oct 2012 at 06:38
tvrfan007

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Post #65
owain wrote:
Jim's right, that'd be the best - I'd purposely dress like s**t every time I went to make an expensive purchase just to see their face when my debit card went straight through.


I always say the same to my mates, i'd go and buy a Ferrari in a Hawaiian shirt and shorts or something equally ludicrous. Big grin

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Posted 3rd Oct 2012 at 07:03
swiftyboi006

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Post #66
I got the family astra drliverd half way across the county £500. Taken off and free gap insurance. Just need to make them thing its still a good deal Laugh my ass off

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Posted 3rd Oct 2012 at 07:18
rich306

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Post #67
rallye1999 wrote:
nope, decided to not give them my money


I'm guessing they wouldn't budge on price?

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jamiek_uk2000 wrote:
You'll need to throw money at the car. Not on parts. Just stand near your car and throw loose change at it, I find this increases performance for a short period of time
- Top Tip!!!
Posted 3rd Oct 2012 at 07:38
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Post #68
rich306 wrote:
rallye1999 wrote:
nope, decided to not give them my money


I'm guessing they wouldn't budge on price?


I would imagine not...

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Posted 3rd Oct 2012 at 08:59
owain

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I'm not sure there ever was a car.

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Posted 3rd Oct 2012 at 09:05
stan_306gti6 Forum Admin

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Should have got Thug or Soulman to go and check it out...Yes

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Posted 3rd Oct 2012 at 09:19
milkyb

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jsoulman wrote:
I'm Ang Lee, director of the Hulk movie. Dont make me Ang Lee, you wouldnt like me when im Ang Lee'


Noone quoted this yet?...pure comedy gold...thanks for this
Posted 3rd Oct 2012 at 09:55
daveyboy

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milkyb wrote:
jsoulman wrote:
I'm Ang Lee, director of the Hulk movie. Dont make me Ang Lee, you wouldnt like me when im Ang Lee'


Noone quoted this yet?...pure comedy gold...thanks for this


Meh Dry He stole it from stant up comedian Stuart Lee Razz

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R H Davey Welding Supplies. I sell new and used welding equipment in the Hampshire area. I take on welding jobs in the evenings, ally casting repairs are one of my specialities but I can weld pretty much anything. PM me with your requirements.

Some of my services: (See my for sale threads)
Engine mount/chassis repair
Solid Beam Mounts BACK IN PRODUCTION
Harness bars
Posted 3rd Oct 2012 at 11:03
jsoulman

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daveyboy wrote:
milkyb wrote:
jsoulman wrote:
I'm Ang Lee, director of the Hulk movie. Dont make me Ang Lee, you wouldnt like me when im Ang Lee'


Noone quoted this yet?...pure comedy gold...thanks for this


Meh Dry He stole it from stant up comedian Stuart Lee Razz


Actually Stewart Lee stole it from me!!

I've been p**sing myself at that lately, also 'The Grass is Always Greener' sketch. Someone said that in the office the other day and I had to leave the room laughing.
Posted 3rd Oct 2012 at 11:05
milkyb

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Stewart Lee stole it from Ang Lee
Posted 3rd Oct 2012 at 11:08
jsoulman

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milkyb wrote:
Stewart Lee stole it from Ang Lee


Which made Ang Lee Ang Lee
Posted 3rd Oct 2012 at 11:14

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