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Author Subject: FREE Xsara mist jets
24seven

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Stupid f**king things are completely useless on my phase one, and from what I gather they're not much better on a P2, so really if you've got a P3 then these ought to be fine.

They were £5 on eBay but I reshaped them to match the nylon washer-wedges I made in an attempt to angle them upwards so they squirt at my windscreen, so they're a bit smaller now (in any case, out of the box they look stupidly huge for no apparent reason). I started flatting them back with some 800 wet & dry but got bored, so they're a little patchy, but hey, they're free!


... to the first person to tell me a joke about midgets.


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Posted 3rd Mar 2013 at 03:28
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I bought some from ebay and all i got was a single jet no spray mist type action, i told them this and got a refund without having to return them, shows how cheap they are i guess.

I used some rubber cut round to its shape to try and make the point higher up and it worked except that it was just a jet of water.

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Posted 3rd Mar 2013 at 06:39
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I can't wait to get an iPad.

Then I can pretend I'm a midget with an iPhone.



*this is for a laugh, I don't need the washer jets.
Posted 3rd Mar 2013 at 08:02
peetypug

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I thought I was doing a good deed and fighting discrimination when I started employing midgets at my Sweet Shop.

But according to a Employment Tribunal having a company uniform of green wig, orange skin and white trousers is "mocking their disability"...




I don't want the jets, I've 3 sets anyway!

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Posted 3rd Mar 2013 at 08:04
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Whats small and goes black ginger black ginger black ginger? . . . . A ginger midget doing a cartwheel.

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Posted 3rd Mar 2013 at 08:14
jord294

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Guy. You could try Honda Jizz washer jets. As they are adjustable mist ones.

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Posted 3rd Mar 2013 at 09:34
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    Chris28190

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    No matter how bad a day is, no matter how broke you are, or how wet you got coming home from work.

    Nothing cheers you up like a midget on the bus.

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    Posted 3rd Mar 2013 at 10:21
    24seven

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    Post #9
    Laugh my ass off so does anyone actually want them?

    jord294 wrote:
    Guy. You could try Honda Jizz washer jets. As they are adjustable mist ones.


    I did wonder if there were any other cars that had adjustable ones, but I just settled for some new OEM ones in the end. I think I actually prefer them for being so small on the bonnet. Ta for the heads up though. Smile

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    Posted 3rd Mar 2013 at 13:28
    prism7guy

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    I'll have them, but i cant think of any funny midget jokes. Doh

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    Posted 3rd Mar 2013 at 14:12
    dcc

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    Post #11
    Guy if they dont go, ill have them off you. in Swansea every Tuesday too,

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    Posted 3rd Mar 2013 at 14:24

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