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AndyJ

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Post #76
Anyway, I thought Soulman was a Somalian, and he hates black Jews; hence the ban. Dunno

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Posted 2nd Nov 2012 at 13:41
owain

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Post #77
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Yes. The transvestite lion told me so, so it must be true. Yes


Don't you label me, man!

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Posted 2nd Nov 2012 at 13:46
AndyJ

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Post #78
Sorry. I just saw the beautiful golden mane, high-heels and mini skirt. I put two and two together and obviously got potatoe. I really didn't mean to cast any false allegations, especially one's that may harm your manly-lion image.

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Posted 2nd Nov 2012 at 13:51
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Post #79
personally i think the lion is hot and if i was of the feline persuasion..i most definately would
Posted 2nd Nov 2012 at 13:56
owain

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Post #80
You'd be surprised how few resources there are out there for gender-dysphoric lions.

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Posted 2nd Nov 2012 at 13:57
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Post #81
Oh the irony.

At least Mei deserves the recognition. pitty he isn't here to see it? Dunno

LOL

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Posted 2nd Nov 2012 at 14:00
AndyJ

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Post #82
Who the f**k us mei?? And I'm being serious!!

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Posted 2nd Nov 2012 at 14:01
AndyJ

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Post #83
milkyb wrote:
personally i think the lion is hot and if i was of the feline persuasion..i most definately would


Pedo bear ass raped lion in high heels. Sound like a headline from the sun.

I read one, the other day. "Man in Newcastle utd shirt gets bummed to death by zebra" not sure how true it was, but had to stop myself laughing.

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Posted 2nd Nov 2012 at 14:05
owain

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Post #84
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Who the f**k us mei?? And I'm being serious!!


Welshpug. His name's actually Meieirireeiroreroerornononron or something. I appreciate there's a degree of irony in someone called Owain making points about stupid Welsh spellings of names, but hey-ho.

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Posted 2nd Nov 2012 at 14:10
owain

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Post #85
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I read one, the other day. "Man in Newcastle utd shirt gets bummed to death by zebra" not sure how true it was


I bet I can guess how true it was.

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Posted 2nd Nov 2012 at 14:10
AndyJ

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Post #86
welshpug's not his real name? Jesus, I don't know what's real and what's not, anymore!!

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Posted 2nd Nov 2012 at 14:12
owain

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Post #87
I heard the only person on this forum who uses their real name is FORUM ADMIN.

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Posted 2nd Nov 2012 at 14:15
AndyJ

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Post #88
owain wrote:
AndyJ wrote:
I read one, the other day. "Man in Newcastle utd shirt gets bummed to death by zebra" not sure how true it was


I bet I can guess how true it was.


complete bulls**t.

Apparently, it was a woman in a Liverpool scarf got wolf-whistled by an echidna.

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Posted 2nd Nov 2012 at 14:20
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Post #89
owain wrote:
AndyJ wrote:
I read one, the other day. "Man in Newcastle utd shirt gets bummed to death by zebra" not sure how true it was


I bet I can guess how true it was.


complete bulls**t.

Apparently, it was a woman in a Liverpool scarf got wolf-whistled by an echidna.

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Posted 2nd Nov 2012 at 14:20
owain

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Post #90
Oh right, I heard a midget in Man U socks got a shifty look from a gazelle.

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Posted 2nd Nov 2012 at 14:25
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Post #91
Those gazelles are little f**kers!! I was walking down the road and one of them pulled the ole "creep up on your left-side and tap you on the right shoulder, prank! c**ts!!!

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Posted 2nd Nov 2012 at 14:34
owain

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Post #92
I once caught a Chinkara balancing a bucket of water on the top of my bedroom door, cheeky s**t.

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Posted 2nd Nov 2012 at 14:39
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Post #93
owain wrote:
I once caught a Chinkara balancing a bucket of water on the top of my bedroom door, cheeky s**t.


I don't believe you.

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Posted 2nd Nov 2012 at 14:45
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Post #94
I hope you kicked him in the face!!

I had an addax phone me at work, and ask for mike hunt. Can't believe I fell for that one. Doh

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Posted 2nd Nov 2012 at 14:47
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Post #95
owain wrote:
No no no, you've misunderstood. Somalians hate Soulman, who in turn hates Kent. Which is in Bristol. To try to keep up.

Aaah crystal Crazy

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Posted 2nd Nov 2012 at 14:49
owain

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I had an addax phone me at work, and ask for mike hunt. Can't believe I fell for that one. Doh


Oh man, schoolboy! I once knew an oryx who used to tell people they had something on the bottom of their shoe then would shout "HELLO SAILOR" when they lifted up their foot to look at it.

Man, that guy made some pretty important people look mighty foolish.

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Posted 2nd Nov 2012 at 14:49
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ian7675 wrote:
owain wrote:
I once caught a Chinkara balancing a bucket of water on the top of my bedroom door, cheeky s**t.


I don't believe you.


So sceptical.

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Posted 2nd Nov 2012 at 14:53
welshpug!

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Post #98
I am Meirion.

you f**king c**ts!

rich306 wrote:
How i ironic is that; Gets banned for making a Racist remark


Don't know what the hell you've been reading. Dunno no posts have been deleted.



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Posted 2nd Nov 2012 at 15:10
owain

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welshpug! wrote:
I am Meirion.


For some reason I imagined you kicking a door down as you said that, bursting into the room in some lycra pants.

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Posted 2nd Nov 2012 at 15:11
welshpug!

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Post #100
That can be arranged, being a roadie cyclist and that I have some bright green Shorts.

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