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Author Subject: 195 BHP STANDARD ENGINE
maddriver9

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Post #351
owain wrote:
dav1 wrote:
we want bob we want bob. theres ment to be santa pod shake down with the dizzy.


It better still be on, I've already bought my outfit for when I meet Bob.

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Lmao

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Posted 3rd May 2012 at 19:41
matt evans

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Post #352
Not sure the Cammo trousers will suit you Owain.

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honestly3k wrote:
Do you wrestle for a living matt? You sound like a monster LOL


owain wrote:
Nothing involving a 306 can be considered worthwhile.

Posted 3rd May 2012 at 20:10
owain

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Post #353
matt evans wrote:
Not sure the Cammo trousers will suit you Owain.


Duh, I'm the one in the red. The guy on the right I've employed to pose as Bob for a photo; he is an accomplished horticulturist the rest of the time.

The guy at the back works in accountancy.

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Posted 3rd May 2012 at 20:13
daveyboy

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Post #354
roland rat wrote:
daveyboy wrote:
yippeekayay wrote:
Jeffers please can my mate mikey s come back too. He was banned after polling whether rolant was a clunt? Pleeeeeeease


You need a poll to ascertain that? Dunno


Was a c**t in the 80's and im a c**t these days,nothing changes rat fans!!!!!!!!


It was acceptable in the 80s, it was acceptable at the time...Big grin

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Posted 3rd May 2012 at 23:57
dav1

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Post #355
Lmao welshbugLOL

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Posted 4th May 2012 at 08:32
buzzbrightyear

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Post #356
owain wrote:
matt evans wrote:
Not sure the Cammo trousers will suit you Owain.


Duh, I'm the one in the red. The guy on the right I've employed to pose as Bob for a photo; he is an accomplished horticulturist the rest of the time.

The guy at the back works in accountancy.


Laugh my ass off

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Posted 4th May 2012 at 18:27
peetypug

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Post #357
This thread is f**king awesome!!!!

So let's clear this up a little
Bob - has 7 of those electric supercharger kits bolted to his inlet
Atterz - his foreskin was 2 thirds of his length
Maddriver9,dav1,me, madscientist,Atterz - are all inbred
Cozkev - is very old, but the welsh air and other welsh activities keep him looking young
Owain - puts up s**t pictures
Jsoulman - is sorely missed
Anybody else who commented on this thread - CYBERSPACE BIG MEN

Seriously though, 250bhp on a "standard" engine have a word with yourself bob
obviously the keys on your keyboard and how you view writing/words on a pc are out of sync?

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roland rat wrote:
You sir either live for the 6 or have a mental retardation to still be repairing this!

The best engine in the world is the vagina, it takes any size piston, its self lubricating, starts with 1 finger, and every 4 weeks does its own oil change. It's just a pity the management system is so fecking temperamental. 
Posted 5th May 2012 at 19:45
gilesy

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Post #358
Jsoulman has an electric foreskin apparently??
Posted 5th May 2012 at 19:48
sandy

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Post #359
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Posted 6th May 2012 at 06:34
peetypug

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Post #360
gilesy wrote:
Jsoulman has an electric foreskin apparently??


So he can work his shaft mechanically??
What sort of motor? An RC car one?

I bet it is and that's connected to one of those keys for opening spam!
I bet it's fully automated and he can make it work by using thoughts alone!

BRING BACK JSOULMAN AND HIS MAGICAL MECHANICAL MINGE MASHING MONSTER Smile

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roland rat wrote:
You sir either live for the 6 or have a mental retardation to still be repairing this!

The best engine in the world is the vagina, it takes any size piston, its self lubricating, starts with 1 finger, and every 4 weeks does its own oil change. It's just a pity the management system is so fecking temperamental. 
Posted 6th May 2012 at 07:24
rallyeash

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Post #361
50mm jenvey's sandy.

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Posted 6th May 2012 at 11:42
yippeekayay

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Post #362
Now theres a statement ash. Sandy is very fond of you....were all jealous.

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Posted 6th May 2012 at 12:04
midlife

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Post #363
rallyeash wrote:

Stranded at the drive in
Branded a fool
What will they say
Monday at school
Ohhhhh Sandy.....


EFA Whistle

Cool

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Posted 6th May 2012 at 12:42
swiftyboi006

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Post #364
Laugh my ass off

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Posted 6th May 2012 at 16:21
rallyeash

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Post #365
Eh?

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Posted 6th May 2012 at 23:26
roland rat

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Post #366
Its a song they play to Wayne at the nursing home Thumbs up
Posted 6th May 2012 at 23:38
midlife

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Post #367
rallyeash wrote:
Eh?


Did you never see GreaseDunno

Cool

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Get used to seeing the yellow one !!!MehMehMehMehMeh
Team 330™Cool
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Team "LIMITED EDITION" I live for the 306 stickerSmug
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Posted 6th May 2012 at 23:40
midlife

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Post #368
roland rat wrote:
Its a song they play to Wayne at the nursing home Thumbs up



Laugh my ass off

Cool

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Get used to seeing the yellow one !!!MehMehMehMehMeh
Team 330™Cool
Team "no front end or engine"
Team "LIMITED EDITION" I live for the 306 stickerSmug
Team 0-60 in 6.44 & standing qtr in 14.808 @ 94.55mph all with std engineSmug
203bhp Corolla T-Sport daily driver stealthier than Kwai Chang Caine
Posted 6th May 2012 at 23:41
rikky 🦔

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Post #369
midlife wrote:
rallyeash wrote:
Eh?


Did you never see GreaseDunno

Cool


i did, and turned it off. i needed to be born 20 years earlier to appreciate it

i think it's gayer than a gay man deepthroating John Coffey

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Posted 7th May 2012 at 00:29
adam b

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Post #370
rikky wrote:


i think it's gayer than a gay man deepthroating John Coffey


How do you know that then? Shock

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Posted 7th May 2012 at 09:04
matt16v

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Post #371
Fantastic read this. Hahaha

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Posted 14th Jan 2015 at 11:53
MisterGTR

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Post #372
Comedy thread. Big grin

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Posted 14th Jan 2015 at 13:48
ian7675

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Post #373
matt16v wrote:
Fantastic read this. Hahaha


Took you over 2 years to read it? I know it's 15 page but...

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