Post #101
"and on the seventh day, thou clutch cable shall snappeth and thy motorfactors will be closedeth for the weekend"________________________________________
Bye bye Sundance Kid
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 cwspellowe
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 Posted 19th Oct 2011 at 15:31
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rikky
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Post #102
rikky wrote: "and on the fourth day, the cambelt went 'for i have been here 2 years, and i wilst shed myself for no apparent reason', and the lord rejoiced as another 306 tip was relieved of road presence" cwspellowe wrote: "and on the seventh day, thou clutch cable shall snappeth and thy motorfactors will be closedeth for the weekend" rewriting the bible FTW ________________________________________ 306 rallye reproduction decals (full sets/individual decals) | 306 b-pillar textured vinyl weatherstrips306 slam panel esso stickers | 306 yellow / orange / pension fund red side door badges gti6 inlet manifold badges | 306 rear boot badges (p2/p3) winner of Extraction of toys from prams with outstanding vigour award 2009 [source: gti6 owners club] |
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Posted 19th Oct 2011 at 15:32
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jsoulman
Seasoned Pro  Location: Bristol Registered: 19 Apr 2006 Posts: 13,662 Status: Offline |
Post #103
owain wrote: Yup, plus if enough of us put it down in the next Census he becomes a religion in his own right. This would be the most legendary thing ever. When is the next census and how many people have to put it down as a religion? |
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Posted 19th Oct 2011 at 15:33
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cwspellowe
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Post #104
rikky wrote: rewriting the bible FTW Who's going to be sad enough to do it though? Wonder if there's an auto substitute thing for the bible where you can replace God with Peugeot, Jesus with 306 and Judas with cambelt? ________________________________________ Bye bye Sundance Kid |
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Posted 19th Oct 2011 at 15:33
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cwspellowe
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Post #105
f*ck actually, that's just made me think of Caesar and "et tu, cambelt?"  ________________________________________ Bye bye Sundance Kid |
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Posted 19th Oct 2011 at 15:34
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jsoulman
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Post #106
cwspellowe wrote: rikky wrote: rewriting the bible FTW Who's going to be sad enough to do it though? Replacing people from the bible with members off here. I guess Ash would be Adam. Who would be Eve?  |
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Posted 19th Oct 2011 at 15:37
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rikky
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Post #107
 "on the sixth day, Moses turned to his wagon and declared, 'for today you will be remade. well not remade, but repainted in yellow with my multitude of colourful wisdom', and the breath of the almighty Cwspellowe giveth the understanding of rattle can usage all over his chariot" ________________________________________ 306 rallye reproduction decals (full sets/individual decals) | 306 b-pillar textured vinyl weatherstrips306 slam panel esso stickers | 306 yellow / orange / pension fund red side door badges gti6 inlet manifold badges | 306 rear boot badges (p2/p3) winner of Extraction of toys from prams with outstanding vigour award 2009 [source: gti6 owners club] |
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Posted 19th Oct 2011 at 15:37
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sharvey44
Senior User  Location: East London Registered: 22 Feb 2010 Posts: 795 Status: Offline |
Post #108
jsoulman wrote: owain wrote: Yup, plus if enough of us put it down in the next Census he becomes a religion in his own right. This would be the most legendary thing ever. When is the next census and how many people have to put it down as a religion? 2021...by that point Jamma will have converted his 306 to run on hydrogen and it'll be the only diablo 306 in existence..they'll be pictures of it everywhere....in hi res no less ________________________________________ Ph2.5 Nile - Slowly trying to de-East London it and restore to former glory...Built on the 9 Febuary 1999 - Tuesday's car..is full of pace?  Currently looking slightly molested due to some c*nt trying to get into it.. According to the forum Social Worker, because I work in IT, I am socially retarted.. |
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Posted 19th Oct 2011 at 15:37
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owain
Seasoned Pro  Location: Essex Registered: 20 May 2009 Posts: 9,185 Status: Offline |
Post #109
"Let there be fluids! All kinds, all over your driveway!"And on the seventh day, Soulman's ego exploded having not been able to handle becoming a God in the space of a couple of days on a car forum. ________________________________________ Membership expiring soon, get in contact on our new little forum project. |
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Posted 19th Oct 2011 at 15:37
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owain
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Post #110
jsoulman wrote: I guess Ash would be Adam. Who would be Eve? Obviously Rikky would. ________________________________________ Membership expiring soon, get in contact on our new little forum project. |
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Posted 19th Oct 2011 at 15:38
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cwspellowe
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Post #111
the bible wrote: And they laid their hands on him, and took him. And one of them that stood by drew a sword, and smote a servant of the high priest, and cut off his ear. And Jesus answered and said unto them, Are ye come out, as against a thief, with swords and with staves to take me? I was daily with you in the temple teaching, and ye took me not but the scriptures must be fulfilled. And they all forsook him, and fled Rewritten to: And they laid their hands on cambelt, and inspected it. And one of them that stood by drew a ratchet, and smote a bolt of the slipped cambelt pulley, and removed it's presence. And Carl answered and said unto them, Are ye slipped, as against a piston smasheth, with valves and with guides to replace? I was daily with you in the workshoppeth fixing, and ye took me not but the poor design by Peugeot must be fulfilled. And they all cried, and broke the car for £100 collecteth that night ________________________________________ Bye bye Sundance Kid |
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Posted 19th Oct 2011 at 15:39
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rikky
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Post #112
stop avoiding my blatant rattle can jibe above  ________________________________________ 306 rallye reproduction decals (full sets/individual decals) | 306 b-pillar textured vinyl weatherstrips306 slam panel esso stickers | 306 yellow / orange / pension fund red side door badges gti6 inlet manifold badges | 306 rear boot badges (p2/p3) winner of Extraction of toys from prams with outstanding vigour award 2009 [source: gti6 owners club] |
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Posted 19th Oct 2011 at 15:40
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cwspellowe
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Post #113
I'm not, i'm contemplating sig'ing it ________________________________________ Bye bye Sundance Kid |
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Posted 19th Oct 2011 at 15:41
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rikky
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Post #114
________________________________________ 306 rallye reproduction decals (full sets/individual decals) | 306 b-pillar textured vinyl weatherstrips306 slam panel esso stickers | 306 yellow / orange / pension fund red side door badges gti6 inlet manifold badges | 306 rear boot badges (p2/p3) winner of Extraction of toys from prams with outstanding vigour award 2009 [source: gti6 owners club] |
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Posted 19th Oct 2011 at 15:49
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davewagon
Senior User  Location: Corby / Northampton Registered: 21 Feb 2007 Posts: 889 Status: Offline |
Post #115
"Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours Type-R"________________________________________ Team: Moonstone GTI-6Team: ian7675 wrote: Remember....a 6 isn't just a car, it's a part time job  |
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Posted 19th Oct 2011 at 17:43
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yippeekayay
Seasoned Pro  Location: wilts Registered: 27 Oct 2008 Posts: 4,144 Status: Offline |
Post #116
out of darkness (black masks) cometh light (Crystals)....bit like this thread.... muppet newbie into comedy chapter and verse....________________________________________ 306 less for first time in nearly 7 years. Lets keep it that way... please refuse any offers i make to buy your 306 ( doctors letter supplied by request)Marmite and cheese sandwiches anyone??? Burns and Mcrae will be forever missed. x box "yippeekayaymofo" |
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Posted 19th Oct 2011 at 18:16
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Rubberjohn
Banned! Location: London Registered: 16 Oct 2011 Posts: 68 Status: Offline |
Post #117
______________________________everyone above this line has been trolled!!! |
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Posted 19th Oct 2011 at 19:24
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jim01uk
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Post #118
whoop de f*cking do. |
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Posted 19th Oct 2011 at 19:30
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Rubberjohn
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Post #119
Yep this Forum is very different from back in the day. Also I actually gave a f*ck about that pile of metal I called my car. |
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Posted 19th Oct 2011 at 19:42
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jsoulman
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Post #120
Whats being trolled? |
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Posted 19th Oct 2011 at 19:54
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Rubberjohn
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Post #121
jsoulman wrote: Whats being trolled? You! |
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Posted 19th Oct 2011 at 19:58
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jsoulman
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Post #122
I dont think i've been trolled, but because of you I have started self harming. Hope you feel good about yourself. |
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Posted 19th Oct 2011 at 20:02
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Rubberjohn
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Post #123
jsoulman wrote: I dont think i've been trolled, but because of you I have started self harming. Hope you feel good about yourself. You poor thing it must be because your sponsored by a Dic, or is the stress of coming out pushing you to do it? |
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Posted 19th Oct 2011 at 20:40
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ballardpaul
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Post #124
Y'all b*tches have been trolled! Reminds me of that programme Ferdinand did. What was it called again? ________________________________________ Phase 2 Blaze GTi 6 (Standard) SoldPhase 3 Supercharged China GTi 6 (249.8 BHP) Sold Phase 3 Supercharged Diablo GTi 6 (443 BHP)Sold Nissan 350Z (300 BHP) |
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Posted 25th Oct 2011 at 12:22
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gilesy
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Post #125
merked |
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Posted 25th Oct 2011 at 12:37
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